Alright so

I am going on a very long hiatus~

Bye~

3 weeks ago

Does he honestly expect ME to come to HIM?

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

That’s right bitch. Come to mama. 

“…how about no.”

She grinned, “How about yes, since you obviously want me so bad and all~”

“Then fuck off and go find a new dick to ride. I’m sure it won’t take long.”

“I’m staying single for a while. Maybe forever. People are too much to deal with.” He paused. “Let me rephrase that. People and homunculi are too much to deal with.” 

“Well, I’ll be out of your hair in no time then.” She scoffed, glaring at him.

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Sighing, he stopped in his wandering off. Might as well respond or he’d just get pointed out more for acting like a chick while that was the entire reason he thought Kimblee was overreacting.

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“I don’t hold hands, I won’t acknowledge the relationship in public conversation and I won’t do any other conversations that might result in me losing my profession. Seeing as the opposite is what he wants, he’s better off with someone else. I’m sure you’re jumping at the chance to fix your things up now that you’ve returned in his life.”

Frank would.

“Now, pardon me, I have to sleep in my car.”

Greed felt a small smile on her lips, sighing and remembering how Solf used to be when they were together, always holding her hand in public and telling anyone who asked that they were dating. She laughed and looked at Archer, feeling almost sorry for the human man.

“Yeah, Solf can be like that. So incredibly human, that it’s almost embarrassing sometimes.” She shrugged, “It always used to get on my nerves, and sometimes I would blow up at him about it because I didn’t understand. Most human emotions to me are strange. Like love, and affection.” Looking at the pathetic man, who had boxes in his car, she sighed.

“Listen man, why don’t you just stay at my place? The Devil’s Nest has a lot of rooms and stuff.” Greed wasn’t very good at this sort of thing, but she felt kinda bad for the guy. After all, she knew what Solf was like. And how Archer must have been feeling. 

“C’mon, I have lots of booze. And you look like you could use a drink.” She grinned. 

3 weeks ago

Does he honestly expect ME to come to HIM?

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

That’s right bitch. Come to mama. 

“…how about no.”

She grinned, “How about yes, since you obviously want me so bad and all~”

“Then fuck off and go find a new dick to ride. I’m sure it won’t take long.”

3 weeks ago  |  6 notes

Does he honestly expect ME to come to HIM?

thecrimson-alchemist:

the-ultimate-shield:

That’s right bitch. Come to mama. 

“…how about no.”

She grinned, “How about yes, since you obviously want me so bad and all~”

3 weeks ago  |  6 notes
pb1593:

lets go grope some bewbies!
Calm down they’re not naked, they’re not suppose to be naked; I just couldn’t draw some parts right :I
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3 weeks ago  |  13 notes

Does he honestly expect ME to come to HIM?

That’s right bitch. Come to mama. 

3 weeks ago  |  6 notes

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO ARCHER.

I

TOLD

YOU

SO

3 weeks ago

Ruining relationships in under 24 hours?

3 weeks ago  |  1 note

Archer and Kimblee broke up?

3 weeks ago  |  1 note